i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
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I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
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I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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