the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize