The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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