hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
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For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
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can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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