I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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