They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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