I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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