So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Randomize