There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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