I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
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the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
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What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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