How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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