he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.