Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today