discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
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Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
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She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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