You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
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I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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