My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
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i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
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A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I came so hard my ears popped.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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