i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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