i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
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well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
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I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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