Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
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Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
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Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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