speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
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I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
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no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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