I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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