i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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