Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
You've changed since you got that strap on
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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