I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
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This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
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Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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