btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Walk of Shame today included voting.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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