Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
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