Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
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Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...