Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(914): View more from New York

Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?

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(757): View more from Virginia

Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.

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(917): View more from New York City

well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'

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(630): View more from Illinois

Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.

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21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body
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(727): View more from Florida

she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

there's a liquor store near my therapist

(617): View more from Massachusetts

i might give it a shot.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper

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(425): View more from Washington

I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming

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(868): View more from Trinidad and Tobago-Carib

Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...

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