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(407): View more from Florida

Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot

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(419): View more from Ohio

Bisexual people are plain selfish.

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(219): View more from Indiana

she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'

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(631): View more from New York

It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.

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(256): View more from Alabama

My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.

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(707): View more from California

I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.

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(231): View more from Michigan

Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.

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(707): View more from California

Someone drank my pedialite!

(916): View more from California

YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!

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