Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(734): View more from Michigan

11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.

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(678): View more from Georgia

Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable

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(970): View more from Colorado

You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!

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(201): View more from New Jersey

As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere

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(310): View more from California

the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights

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(870): View more from Arkansas

We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster

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(254): View more from Texas

I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line

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