She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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