so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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