I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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