You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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