But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I think I won the penis lottery.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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