It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
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FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
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Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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