In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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