Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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