So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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