I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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