are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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