I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style