Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
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Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
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Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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