Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...

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(519): View more from Ontario

So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey

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ugh yes i love our date nights

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(315): View more from New York

some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.

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(904): View more from Florida

I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF

(1-919): View more from North Carolina

Spring cleaning

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