we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
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The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
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I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
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