let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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