so that wasnt chicken after all
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
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Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
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Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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