You smell like stripper and shame
Its about making memories worth repressing
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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