oh god the rape fog is back!
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
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Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
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Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I woke up under a house in Key West
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