fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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