The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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