try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
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He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
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You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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