Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
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Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
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apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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