You're so nebulous sometimes
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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