is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
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Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
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He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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