i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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