he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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