I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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