i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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