I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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